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Today's a rewind! I'd half-written this post two weeks ago and never got chance to finish it, so it seemed like a good opportunity to catch up... I actually really like this prompt - it's a slightly different slant on the 'hot fictional character' thing, when you think about it. Some characters are sexy for the reader, but might not be if you were living the novel alongside them. For example, Heathcliff has a certain "passionate bad boy who could be tamed by the right woman" thing going on - but you wouldn't want to be Isabella. Noah Calhoun is perfect - but he's already hopelessly in love with another woman. Mr Darcy is one fine specimen of gentlemanhood - but you might not think so if he was poncing around your local dance hall sneering at your friends... See my point? With these things firmly in mind, here are my ten, in no particular order:
Dorian Gray
From: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
I'd fancy him if: I was alive
Dorian always seems to be top of my hot-lists! He's young, beautiful, and devilishly sexy - and if you were a not-so-prim young lady (or man!) or a bawdy bargirl, you wouldn't KNOW that he'd made a pact with the devil and was actually getting older and more vile all the time, would you? He's irresistable and uninhibited, which makes him eminently crushable for me... ;)
Eric Northman
From: The Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris
I'd fancy him if: I was alive OR dead
Well, come on, look at him! He may be a fast, mean drinkin' machine, but he's also a six-foot-something hunk of Viking muscle with 2000 years of lusty experience and no intention of toning it down anytime soon. Works for me... (Note: leggings optional)
From: The Southern Vampire Mysteries by Charlaine Harris
I'd fancy him if: I was alive OR dead
Well, come on, look at him! He may be a fast, mean drinkin' machine, but he's also a six-foot-something hunk of Viking muscle with 2000 years of lusty experience and no intention of toning it down anytime soon. Works for me... (Note: leggings optional)
Grigg Harris
From: The Jane Austen Book Club by Karen Joy Fowler
I'd fancy him if: He recommended one of his favourite authors
From: The Jane Austen Book Club by Karen Joy Fowler
I'd fancy him if: He recommended one of his favourite authors
I have the softest of soft spots for Grigg - the fact that he's played so adorably by Hugh Dancy in the movie definitely helps... Grigg is a sci-fi-loving IT nerd with a thirst for books, a hearty respect for women, and a heart of gold. How could I not love him, really?
Nan King
From: Tipping the Velvet by Sarah Waters
I'd fancy her if: She threw a rose at me
I love Nan. Her journey from oyster girl to happy member of the London queer community was such a riveting read, and her strength, earthy wit and resourcefulness shone out of every page. If I was in the audience at her shows with Kitty and she tossed that coveted rose my way, or if she threw a saucy glance in my direction as I walked past on the street, I'd definitely look twice!
I'd fancy her if: She threw a rose at me
I love Nan. Her journey from oyster girl to happy member of the London queer community was such a riveting read, and her strength, earthy wit and resourcefulness shone out of every page. If I was in the audience at her shows with Kitty and she tossed that coveted rose my way, or if she threw a saucy glance in my direction as I walked past on the street, I'd definitely look twice!
Roux
From: Chocolat by Joanne Harris
I'd fancy him if: He played gypsy guitar for me
There's something about the dark, slightly wild stranger blowing in on the breeze... For me, Roux is kinda what Heathcliff could have been if he hadn't gone crazy over Cathy, only with a boat and a guitar and a lilting Irish accent. He also likes chocolate, and in my head, will forever be a very sexy Johnny Depp. Politics be damned, if he arrived on a riverbank near me I'd be head over heels!
Aragorn
From: The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
I'd fancy him if: I possessed ovaries (human or elf variety)
Dishevelled ranger turned wise king, proficient with a big sword and a nice guy to boot? Well, duh.
Dishevelled ranger turned wise king, proficient with a big sword and a nice guy to boot? Well, duh.
Miyuki Woodward
From: Gold by Dan Rhodes
I'd fancy her if: She made me spaghetti hoops on toast in her clifftop hut
This book's come up a few times in recent TTT posts! I'll be rereading it soon as well, so a full review is on the way... Anyway, Miyuki is probably my perfect woman - artistic, laid-back, low-maintenance, but with a healthy appreciation of the magic in the world. We'd spend lots of time wandering in the sea air, reading and eating odd mixtures of student food in a deliciously carefree fashion. :)
I'd fancy her if: She made me spaghetti hoops on toast in her clifftop hut
This book's come up a few times in recent TTT posts! I'll be rereading it soon as well, so a full review is on the way... Anyway, Miyuki is probably my perfect woman - artistic, laid-back, low-maintenance, but with a healthy appreciation of the magic in the world. We'd spend lots of time wandering in the sea air, reading and eating odd mixtures of student food in a deliciously carefree fashion. :)
Charlie
From: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
I'd fancy him if: He made me a mix tape with Asleep on it... twice
Oh come on, Charlie's a sweetheart. He's smart, he's cute, he thinks about life in a unique way, he loves to read and discover new things, he becomes more and more of a whole person as the book goes on, and he's tremendously loyal and generous to the people he loves most. With Patrick hot but unavailable, Charlie would definitely be top of my list on the Island of Misfit Toys.
From: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
I'd fancy him if: He made me a mix tape with Asleep on it... twice
Oh come on, Charlie's a sweetheart. He's smart, he's cute, he thinks about life in a unique way, he loves to read and discover new things, he becomes more and more of a whole person as the book goes on, and he's tremendously loyal and generous to the people he loves most. With Patrick hot but unavailable, Charlie would definitely be top of my list on the Island of Misfit Toys.
Dickon Sowerby
From: The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
I'd fancy him if: He brought his animals and taught me how to grow things
When I was a little girl I was a bit in love with Dickon. A grown-up version would definitely still work for me... He was servant Martha's little brother, the one who wandered the moor with his tame animals and helped Mary bring the rose garden back to life and became her best-friend-with-a-side-helping-of-youthful-chemistry. Gentle, intuitive, earthy and a good laugh - what's not to like?!
From: The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
I'd fancy him if: He brought his animals and taught me how to grow things
When I was a little girl I was a bit in love with Dickon. A grown-up version would definitely still work for me... He was servant Martha's little brother, the one who wandered the moor with his tame animals and helped Mary bring the rose garden back to life and became her best-friend-with-a-side-helping-of-youthful-chemistry. Gentle, intuitive, earthy and a good laugh - what's not to like?!
Percy Jackson
From: Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series
I'd fancy him if: He did something cool with water
Yeah, so, Percy Jackson is also technically rather on the young side... but come on, ladies. SON OF POSEIDON. He can control water and loves being anywhere near it and is also really smart and brave and good looking. And did I mention... SON OF POSEIDON! DEMI-GOD. Oh yes. I'd share an oceanside house with him any day.
From: Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series
I'd fancy him if: He did something cool with water
Yeah, so, Percy Jackson is also technically rather on the young side... but come on, ladies. SON OF POSEIDON. He can control water and loves being anywhere near it and is also really smart and brave and good looking. And did I mention... SON OF POSEIDON! DEMI-GOD. Oh yes. I'd share an oceanside house with him any day.
Alrighty! I think that's quite enough swooning for one week - tell me, if you were between the pages of a book, which characters would you be eyeing up? And if you're a fellow TTT-er, feel free to leave a link to your own post in the comments so I can return the visit!
