It's IMM time again! It's been a tidy week for books this week, thanks to a little trip into town my grandmother and I made on Monday to scope out the new Air Ambulance charity shop.
Happily for me as a book addict, it's lovely! There's a big open space upstairs - the whole of the top floor - with a wall of bookshelves, including a couple of narrower bookcases for DVDs. As an added bonus, the prices are amazing. This is not, however, such happy news for us as a business, because it means there's yet another charity shop in town charging far less for their books than we can afford to. Unfortunately, what people don't always appreciate is that we have, y'know, overheads and stuff. Unlike the eponymous charity shops, we buy our books, we pay full rates and rent for our space, and in order to avoid annoying our utility companies back home we tend to aim for a paid working week these days! We volunteered in our own business for over a year, unpaid, and it wasn't always easy to make ends meet!
So, charity shop panic aside, let's get down to the nitty gritty - what did I actually buy? First up, two DVDs, one of which fits in with my Gilmore Girls read-and-watch project (The Boy in the Plastic Bubble) and one which might fit into the Page to Screen event, if I can figure out where the hell I put my copy of the book (Yes Man). Anybody seen either of these? Good, bad, indifferent?
Now, to the books! From the Air Ambulance shop, I bought four books. For my mum, an ardent Michael Palin fan, I bought a pristine hardcover copy of his second autobiography, Halfway to Hollywood, for a miniscule £1.95 (see why we're worrying?). She wasn't really into Monty Python so I never bothered with the first autobiography, The Python Years, but I think she'll like this one. For myself, I bought Liza Picard's Dr Johnson's London: Everyday Life in London 1740-1770 - for an even more miniscule 95 PENCE - which will go up on my shelves with her Victorian London.


Two more autobiographies for my shelves, neither of which I might have bought otherwise but hey, what the heck. I spotted Ruby Wax's autobiography How Do You Want Me and picked that up. I'm pretty ambivalent about Ruby Wax - she's a funny lady, and clever, yet I never warmed to her that much - but I think her writing might be the way to go. Takes away the mannerisms and volume and leaves the humour, if you see what I mean! It looks hilarious anyway. And lastly, James Frey's scandalous fantasy-turned-autobiography A Million Little Pieces. I've heard a lot about it but never read it, on principle, because the explosion around it exposed him as such a total tosspot - amongst other things. Oh well!


Right, that's it from that particular shop. All for well under £10 - pretty awesome, huh? However, since there's another charity shop, for the local hospice, right opposite, and since they are no doubt a bit peeved about having their thunder stolen by the shiny new place, AND since they know exactly who I am since I visit so often, I thought I'd better at least pop in so I didn't feel like I'd betrayed them! Another three books fell into my shopper there: High Society by Ben Elton (which I'd already borrowed from the shop but in an unwieldy hardback edition), a pristine, cute little Penguin paperback copy of A Room With a View by E.M. Forster (which will be much easier to cart around than my leatherette Guild one) and a slightly bashed copy of the hard-to-find Dances with Wolves by Michael Blake. I know it's hard to find because when one of my customers wanted it I had to order a copy from America to get it in any kind of decent condition. Hooray!
In other news...
We had our first famous customer in the shop yesterday! We always wonder if anyone well known will come in, because we're in such a gorgeous little honeypot town AND we're really close to Colin Firth's favourite hotel AND we work five minutes away from TWO stately homes that are really popular for filming period dramas for television and the cinema. No, it wasn't Colin Firth. No, I didn't make a superb impression. And no, he didn't buy anything.
Unfortunately I didn't know who it was at first, because the gentleman in question had a big black coat on, and a trilby over his eyes, and he was in here with a woman I assume was his wife. I usually focus on the women when I greet customers because they're the most likely to smile and reciprocate. Anyways, they arrived at five to five, just as we were about to close, and by nearly quarter past were still browsing and now the only customers in an empty shop. I went over and just said, 'We're going to need to close in a few minutes, guys'. Five minutes later, as I headed over to the door to let them out, he finally looked up. I did a tiny double take (hopefully not too obvious) and smiled hastily as I opened the gate, and he kind of wrinkled his nose, half-smiled and nodded as they left.

I went back inside and thought, oh my God, I've just harangued one of the Grumpy Old Men right out of the shop. And called him and his wife/sister/friend/partner 'guys' - a colloquialism I'm not that keen on myself since it sounds so much more contrived in an English accent than in easy American. We've only done the 'we're going to have to close in a minute' thing a handful of times over two years - why did it have to be today?! And I couldn't even remember his name! We all know the old regulars - Arthur Smith, et al - but this was a newbie. A contributor to the New Year special, or one of the 'Grumpy Guides to...' crew. Finally, after much Googling around vague search terms involving 'Grumpy' and 'Mark' (I remembered that much), I found him.
Mark Steel - columnist, author, comedian and all-round stalwart of television and radio - I apologise for cutting short your browsing time. And using the term 'guys'. I can only say that being of the 'inner Grumpy' persuasion myself, even at the tender age of 24, all I really wanted to do at the end of a busy Saturday was go home for my dinner and a nice sit down. And hey! At least I didn't chivvy you out the door with a broom like we've occasionally done for REALLY late customers! Readers - should you ever hear Mr Steel mentioning tutting shop assistants, 5 o'clock closing times and bookshops in the same sentence, you'll know why!
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| I recognise that trilby... Oooooops. |
Okay, I think that's everything for now! Oh, and I've finished My Cousin Rachel (finally) so there should be a review of both that and Passion in the next few days. In the meantime, over to you!
Have you read or watched any of these books or movies - and did you like them? Have I tempted you to check any of them out for yourself? And most importantly - which books have arrived in YOUR life this week?